An Engaging Predicament

I got the mail today, oh boy.
Three-hundred dollars for a telephone
I couldn't help myself but moan
All were incoming calls
From far beyond my walls

These were included in my plan
Those goddamn liars rob me every day
But they're calls from my fiancè
Calling me all the time
For no reason but to call and let me know whats on her mind

I called the service desk, oh boy
Put on hold listening to Kenny-G
I fell asleep phone by my ear
'Woke to a blaring jeer
The end was so near, I need to break this phone...



(My Beatles inspired engagement tribute)